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Zack and Miri Make a Porno Special Features

  • Younger Brother: HA! Dude, this shit is soo funny!
  • Older Brother: Haha, yeah.
  • (Father walks in to sons bedroom due to laughter. Notices bare nudity on the television)
  • (With suprised curiousity) Father: What are you guys watching?
  • Older Brother: Zack and Miri
  • (Synchronized concurance)
  • Younger Brother: Make a porno
  • (In disbelief) Father: That certainly doesnt look like Zack and Miri..
  • (With a sarcastic tone) Older Brother: Yep.
  • Father decides he doesnt exactly care anymore what they are watching, so instead..
  • Father: Oh.. Wait, howcome this isn't in HD?
  • (Suprised) Older Brother: Is that always the first question out of your mouth, when you see this kind of stuff?
  • : D
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-Ralph Waldo Emerson
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